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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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You deserved it 4 006

By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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Depressing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando

Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML

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You deserved it 4 887

By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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You deserved it 14 778

By john - 04/05/2012 19:14 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

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By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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muffinkitty 15

Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:15

op, no matter what you do, don't commit suicide!! I know I'm gonna sound like a preachy school counseler, but don't use a unreturnable act for a temporary problem! please!!!!!

Zmeilerr 22

Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:23

So it's attention seeking if he just wants to talk to someone cause he's about to commit suicide? Shut up. You're making an ass of yourself.

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unchained_fml 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 13:47

Dude seriously get over it. Man up and live dammit.

dirtbiker219 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 13:48

suicidal thoughts show weakness. if your wanting to be suicidal then you don't deserve to live. stop taking your life for granted.

JMWyds 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 3:34

Shut up. Everyone was put on earth for a reason, and he does have a reason to live. So why don't you stop acting like a tough guy and show some decency

maphineRAWRS 10

Wednesday 8 December 2010 13:54

okay honestly, while I feel kinda bad for you with your sadness and what not, this has happened to me a few times, even heaps recently, and it does get so ******* annoying, so you deserve her telling you that.

W4X 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 13:58

Instead, see a therapist he'll have the answers to your problem.

Rawket_Lawnchair 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 14:00

12 is right. Keep your head up OP. You'll find someone.

hbacostfu13 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 14:20

so u have suicidal thoughts, then posted it on fml?

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 8 December 2010 14:35

Might I suggest dousing yourself in bacon fat and walking into a lion cage? Now that is a MANLY way to go. If you're going to end it all, go out in style.

Tikwichka 5

Wednesday 8 December 2010 15:27

This would certainly see the liver transplant numbers decreasing. I like it!

penguin7 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 14:40

yea seriously why r u still alive then. you just want attention. stop crying. life sucks. so what everyone has their own shit. deal with it. cry and get crazy but don't tell people you're gunna kill yourself. :/

Hound_X 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 14:41

Lol? He just wanted someone to talk to because he was feeling alone. He wasn't seeking attention; just someone to talk to. OP doesn't even specify he talked about suicide to this girl, so you can't be sure he told her anything.