shi-tsu

*Shi tzu

Maybe 47 is British. :P

all wrong! it's shih-tzu!!!

careful where you roll

Someone should get you a puppy for your birthday.

Raising dogs are like raising kids. My dog Boss isn't an idiot and knows when and where to relieve himself. Not all dogs are horrible, filthy, creatures like you put it. ignorant bastard.

hey idiot! dogs are mans or womans best friend. if a dog ***** or pees on the carpet. oh well it's what a untrained dog does. apperintly you need a puppy! :D some dogs are smart :)

umm... go away?

Someone foolishly did, thinking I'd fall in love with its "cute" puppy face despite my professed hatred for dogs of all kinds and the fact that my lease specified NO PETS OF ANY KIND in big, black letters. I took one look at that dirty creature, picked it up by the scruff of its smelly little neck and put it outside before it fouled my home and got me fined for having an animal against the terms of my lease. The giver of this worst of all gifts was horrified and ran after it. She picked it up and it pissed all over her and bit her face. I wouldn't let either of them back into my home so she ended up driving off covered in dog piss with an unwanted puppy. It shit AND barfed in her car. She was furious and FINALLY figured out what I'd been saying all along. Dogs are dirty, stinking messes. She took it to the pound, never to be seen or heard from again. I swear I could smell that filthy dog's nasty odor in my home for weeks. Dog owners think their dogs are clean but there is no such thing. They are just so used to the dog odor that they don't notice it, but it knocks the rest of us out as soon as they open their doors. Disgusting.

I found a tiny dog on the streets one time and took it as a pet. It used to sit on my shoulder while I used the computer. Too bad for you. Antisocial with pets I see.

I have no desire to follow a creature around looking at its stinking ass waiting for it to poop, cheering it on like it just won an Olympic medal when it finally does poop, and then picking up its poop. There is nothing funnier than a dog owner screaming, "Go poop! Good dog! Go poop!" Congratulations! It's shit. Now get it the **** off my lawn or I will smear it all over your brand new grill (yep, did it to some asshole neighbor who wouldn't pick up the shit, and told her if she did it again it will go right in her mouth). I have no desire to have a smelly, torn up, pissed in, barfed on and shit on home and a mine field in my back yard. I have no desire to house something that will chew the furniture or my shoes, get into the garbage. I want to be able to put dinner on the table, turn my back to call my family and turn around and have all the food still there and untouched. Every time I walk into the home of a down owner the smell makes me gag. Ew. Dog owners think their dogs are clean and don't smell. In fact, they are so used to the stench they don't notice it but it knocks everyone else out as soon as the door opens. I am not lacking in human companionship. I do not need or want canine companionship. It is legal to hate dogs and to not want to own one yet the minute I say, "I don't like dogs" everyone thinks I'm wrong. It is an opinion; my opinion is that they are garbage eating messes that foul their environments, take too much work (really, I have no desire to spend even one minute trying to show a dog where to toilet or to walk in bad weather so it can shit and I can cheer the shit) and cost a fortune in food, vet bills, day care and stupid toys. If people who bought their dogs Christmas presents donated that money to a charity instead, they'd be helping out humans. Your opinion is that a smelly, ********, pissing, drooling, barfing, shit eating, piss drinking, humping, barking, biting, chewing, food stealing creature is a wonderful companion in life. Why do you need something sitting on your shoulder as you use the computer? I would be thinking, "Ew, get off me before you piss" the entire time.

Holy shit. I'm not even going to try to read that. Quit PMSing on FML.

lots of acronyms.