High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
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Mitz_fml 4

You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!

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lifeinhd 3

Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.

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dropxdeadxgeneva 0

Lmao! Aww damn that sucks, what a waste of special brownies! hehee, you got your sister hiiiggh as **** xD

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_Mazza_ 0

Dude. You DO NOT leave something like that out in reach of children. Jesus, I hope you go to jail for this.

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beatissima 0

Dude. It's a 10-year-old, not a 3-year-old. That's barely even a child...a borderline tween.

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him51772 0

under 18 = child by technicality so ya, that could prbably be taken to court as providing illegal drugs to a minor or something like that, but im no law expert

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lbg513 0

1. look up "child" please. it is someone between the ages of birth and puberty, so it counts. 2. even if the dictionary didn't agree, the legal age for someone to be considered a child is 18, 17 if they're being tried for certain crimes - and considering this post is talking about LEGAL circumstances and not societal, you'd have to go by those standards. 3. "borderline tween" still means that they are not even a "tween" yet, thus rendering the sister a child, plain and simple. it's easy to act like the post is harsh, but factor in if this was your child. if someone "drugged" my 10 year old, accidentally or not, i'd press charges, end of story. illegal substances shouldn't even be left somewhere where a child could access them!

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lynsieloowho 0

yea u should of put them in your room. def fyl and ydi. hope ur sister doesn't tattle haha

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beatissima 0

Kids these days need to be put in their place. Their sense of entitlement is so inflated it makes me want to barf.

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d4m4s74 12

that's why I always write "do not eat, contains drugs", usually there's only one or two missing when I get back (and my father very jolly)

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g3rusz 6

So OP, you left a plate of "special" brownies where your 10 years old sister can reach it. Then put a DO NOT EAT sign on it, to make it even more appealing to her. What can I say?... Idiot!

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alexFYL 11

When I was 10, I could read, AND I could behave. Shock and awe!

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Kozzy333 0

I think you might be trolling but in case you aren't, "special" brownies mean they were baked with marijuana using a special recipe causing you to get high from eating the brownies.

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my_Haunted_eyes 0

YDI for not coming up with a better note than "DO NOT EAT." It's freaking easy to eat a bunch and make it look like nothing's gone. Should've thought more and added on "FOR CHARITY BAKE SALE" or something. Even though the OP's sister ate half, she probably just thought someone was being selfish. But either way, why would you leave something like that out in the open?

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