Kids, Drugs and Health: High on life

High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Mitz_fml 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!

lifeinhd 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:13

Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.

Comments

mae18_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:15

hey at least the op DID put a sign on it. she tried :P but you should have put them in your room dduuhhhhh

psychoxxxinvader 3

Monday 11 January 2010 0:23

If you're gonna do drugs, don't be an idiot. Wait... If thats possible...

redxapplexoxo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:02

If you're not abusing it, pot actually has a lot of health benifits.

b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:35

You...you just left them OUT ON THE COUNTER. With a ten year old child in the house, and you thought "do not eat" would keep her out of them? Why didn't you put them in your room? Or come up with a better sign? What if your parents had come home, saw the brownies and decided to eat them? They'd have every right, regardless of your bullshit sign, because the food is in THEIR house and you used THEIR oven, etc, to make them. What would you have done then, you ******* dimwit? Idiots like you give pot smokers a bad name. ******* -christ-.

AndelleRae 9

Monday 11 January 2010 0:53

Your logic astounds me. Maybe I just grew up in a "weird" household, but if I make cookies or brownies or anything like that, and I ask that they be left alone, the people in my house respect that and don't eat them. Generally, adults know how to exercise self control and won't eat something if it says, "Hey, don't eat this!" Like I said, maybe my experiences in such matters just aren't typical.

RuralNinja 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:04

So then, by your logic, if you bring anything to someone's house, they have full rights to it? Does that include the car you park in their driveway? Or the credit cards in your wallet when you go inside? If so, you're welcome at my house anytime.

alexFYL 11

Monday 11 January 2010 2:44

Your parents are very rude if they are going to eat something just because it's in their house. It's called manners and respect. Do they have none?

Agent229 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:47

I bet you then procceded to **** your sissys little ****** didn you ? Dude ur a chode and if I was you id try and play russian roullette next time.

WTFsGoingOn 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 5:29

Dude, you are sick AND the OP is a girl. Both of your disgusting comments about child molestation are made with the assumption that the OP is a boy and that they are a sick **** like you.

WTFsGoingOn 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:31

Well, gotta love it when the moderators come through and do their job. Now if only they hadn't left my reply just hanging out there on the end of another conversation. Obviously that was directed at the weirdo who kept posting strange sexual things earlier, not any of the posters above my comment.

AndelleRae 9

Monday 11 January 2010 0:50

It could have something to do with the fact that she took something that didn't belong to her without asking. I'm not saying the OP doesn't deserve it, but the kid deserves it too, for being a brat who doesn't read instructions.

MaggieP 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:54

Pothead, get a life please

redxapplexoxo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:56

So I'm guessing your maybe over 18, but if you arn't why are you making "special" brownies and leaving them on the counter? Especially if you arn't going to be home to protect them from curious family members. Don't get me wrong I would take one any day but you sound like you need to chill on the green stuff for a while.

Sparkiee93 3

Monday 11 January 2010 1:01

Hahahaah! FYL for having a stupid little sister XD Funny story to tell her in eight years though lol.

Sekococo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:05

since i see you may not have any medical problems for you having weed YDI and for being irresponsable not to mention You musta waste money to make those and for the party hoping for it.