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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
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eminemop 0

Nothing like special brownies and a trip to the zoo!

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KeannaLove 32

Sounds like a keeper. :)

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Am I the only one that didn't get this?

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rhysfucker 24

I think ICATiger is referencing that OP's date was honest enough to admit that they partake of the wonderful hemp weed.

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puppytaco64 8

*sees monkey* JESUS, THEY HAVE BEARS

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Awsumuzzie 12

Thanks for asking, haha. I wanted to ask, but I get attacked as it is. Now we can share the thumbs downs :) I have no idea how people find out! The guy could say flat out "I was going on a date to the zoo... But then I got high, Oooh" And I still wouldn't know!

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ladyLALAA 28

I would say the laughter, glazed/red eyes, generally lacking the effort to do anything that doesn't involve food. You need to try a brownie for yourself!

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skulskinator 5

You know it was a bad date when u went to the zoo.

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2ndSucks 15

I love the zoo.. I wouldn't mind going on a date. Get in touch with your inner child, man.

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AllyyK 9

Lol. Well apparently he didn't think a date to the zoo with you would be very fun. Unless he was high..

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coyoteGenocide 0

learn to live a little. your date enjoyed his time there thoroughly.

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