Weird and Intimacy: Holes

Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By disappointed - 20/09/2013 16:30 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML

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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Monday 26 December 2011 8:07

Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.

xAttackAttackx 25

Monday 26 December 2011 8:05

...how big was the hole?

Comments

tilgare 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:28

Sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

anna121 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 10:15

his penis was to small to give yuu pleasure. he found somethun tht wont complain.

caylyn 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 20:34

He must need some kind of fun

z_impaler 4

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:05

Have you noticed your boyfriend being particularly friendly with any of your neighbors? You sure he wasn't making a love connection.. ?

hellokitty0626 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 7:44

Lmfaooo

mystic88 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 9:55

Wonder if he likes apple pie

ishitpandas 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:06

Me and my bf laughed so hard lmfao

janellmarie8 0

Friday 30 December 2011 4:14

Your boyfriend is a ******* retard

katialovesfml 0

Friday 30 December 2011 5:08

Men are insane sometimes they just have to stick their dicks in everything

kelskookachoo 0

Friday 30 December 2011 5:54

Sexy! That didnt turn you on?

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