Weird and Intimacy: Holes

Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By disappointed - 20/09/2013 16:30 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML

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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Monday 26 December 2011 8:07

Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.

xAttackAttackx 25

Monday 26 December 2011 8:05

...how big was the hole?

Comments

grizz11 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:33

"To boldly go where no man has gone before"

Lookinforlove10 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:16

Whats on the other side of that wall?

DarkFeindDragon 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:22

Well your not letting him put it in your hole enough

damonlover_nikki 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:37

Ummmmm hmph, ok. Was he like "OMFG!!!!!" or like " hey how you doin? "

Nastysack69 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:35

he thought it was a glory hole

sonspeedy 4

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:20

He's just wanting a glory hole!

bigdrill 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 15:40

Next time drop your pants bend over and say here is the holes it goes in.

guerillazinsuits 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:04

Glory hole?

joeytheman 10

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:48

Glory hole?

soyamoo 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 7:00

Oh.. So THATS what it's for.

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Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was really excited to meet his brother, since his brother is his best friend. One of the first questions his brother asked me was, "He did tell you he isn't the handsome brother, right?" Followed by, "You aren't a feminist are you?" FML

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Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

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Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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Today, I realized that my husband's preferred sexual activities not only don't require me to take off my clothes, but go much better for him when I don't. He doesn't get why this makes me self-conscious about getting naked in front of him. FML

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Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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