Parenting, Food, Liar and Health: How could you do this to me?

How could you do this to me?

By Emma - 26/08/2012 20:00 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten-free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML

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You deserved it 2 244

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By mrosewrosem - 24/10/2018 15:30

Today, I had a lovely gluten-free pizza out at a local restaurant. After I'd finished, they informed me it wasn't in fact gluten-free. I am Celiac and this means I will be ill for the next six weeks. FML

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By Bec99 - 15/02/2019 19:00 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 442

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By allergic - 21/10/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 739

You deserved it 3 302

By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 888

You deserved it 2 118

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 385

You deserved it 3 116

By MDWilde - 30/03/2012 18:28 - United States - North Pole

Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

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You deserved it 3 103

By mia - 29/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Wakefield

Today, I told my mom that I think I'm lactose intolerant, and that I should go to the doctor to get checked out. She said that I was probably just gassy, and then ordered us a pizza for dinner. FML

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You deserved it 921

By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 10:41 - France

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

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You deserved it 3 316

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 21:46 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 177

You deserved it 5 663

By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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You deserved it 22 417

anencephalic 14

Wednesday 5 September 2012 9:12

Well, at least you have pizza now.

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 5 September 2012 9:13

Ah a whole new wonderful world has opened up for you :)

Comments

teh_uber_muffin 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 3:03

I voted YDI, but only because you got pizza. Enjoy.

SarcasticGuy 5

Thursday 6 September 2012 3:18

I'm gonna call BS. Post a follow up in 20 min.)

SarcasticGuy 5

Thursday 6 September 2012 3:39

You're full of crap. Pics or GTFO you karma *****... oh, you're not on a real site. People like you make me sick and life in general suck.

fatalnuisance_fml 6

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:45

We've been waiting for you, Neo.

TREEBISCUIT 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:45

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

valrdjem 2

Thursday 6 September 2012 5:00

Enjoy your new life

gsnfan11197 1

Thursday 6 September 2012 5:27

"I learned I'm not allergic to gluten." -Famous last words.

legalphant 4

Thursday 6 September 2012 5:36

As someone who is allergic to gluten and knows all about its properties, let me shed some light on this. Gluten is actually poisonous to the human body, as we werent biologically designed to consume it. Over time our bodies adapted to handle it and it usually doesn't effect people noticably. And rice is not gluten. Sorry I'm done. :)