How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
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slantyshanty 7

Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.

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Rach227 8

I don't like crumbs in my bed either but thats one step too far lolz

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thiscrazything 1

Heard of a kitchen table? They are made to eat food off of. But they can also be good for sex.

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simplylost643 0

120, Not when it's covered in crumbs it's not.

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OfficeNinja 5

tell your drama queen boyfriend to just get out of the closet already. it's ok.

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Egnar 19

Nobody wants to role around in bed with crumbs in it. Though, I have to wonder why if he is so concerned about crumbs why he didn't stop you in the first place, yesterday.

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mattiecyberbee 0

WHAT ARE YOU DOING EATING HIS SAMMICH?!?! GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

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BighornB 0

Deny him ******** for awhile, he will quickly get over the whole crumb issue.

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Btreasure 8

BITCH!! why'd you get crumbs in yo mans BED!!!

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MuziKMajoR 5

I'm sorry but u must suck at sex "pun intended" if the guy is going to drop u for bread crumbs

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sneeze_watch 19

Sounds like a pansy. You're better off with the sammich.

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