How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
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slantyshanty 7

Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.

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skyttlz 32

Don't eat on a bed if you can't clean up after yourself.

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catkat1988 17

lol, my boyfriend is pretty anal about crumbs, too, but not to the point where he'd give up sex because I got crumbs in our bed. FYL, definitely.

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Majstr 23

The crumbs are realy annoying or just a good excuse.

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Reaperonin 1

You wouldn't be my girlfriend if I caught you eating in my bed. That's disgusting. Beds are for ******* and sleeping. NOT EATING, ya big fatty.

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tayza249 20

So crumbs are disgusting, yet sweat and bodily fluids are not?

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fatfatgoeshome 8

How does eating one sandwich make her a fatty? I could understand calling her a fatty if she made 100 sandwiches and ate them all, but one sandwich is a reasonably sized portion.

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FLOWbroLAX 4

Better then eating captain crunch on his bed..

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Enigmax2514 7

Relevance? Other than the fact that she crossed boundaries?

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FLOWbroLAX 4

If she needs a bib, she's too young for you bro! Hahaha... Anyone? No? Okay..

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