How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
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slantyshanty 7

Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

Shoulda cleaned up after yourself.

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Munchkin13 6

Get him back by not having sex with him whenever he tries to have sex with you.

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Melissa92_fml 13

That's the whole 'cutting off your nose to spite your face,' thing. Where's the logic there?

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oops_im_fucked 8

Don't you even...

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Neshalicious84 0

Either ur bad in bed and thats his excuse for not.dealin with complete torture or.hes gay

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TheComputerGuy96 16

Yes, women make sandwiches, but for themselves too. AND JUST WIPE THE CRUMBS OFF!

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bro1oke 0

YDI, shouldn't have been eating in the god damn bed!

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cBlackout 13

Find somethin sexy to do with those crumbs ;)

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simplylost643 0

45, What in the hell are you going to do that equates to sexy with some bread crumbs? I've been around the block many a time, and can't think of a single damn thing. If your thinking sprinkleing bread crumbs on either a penis or ******, for instance, not only is that not sexy, but it's a recipe for disaster.

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cBlackout 13

Hahahahahha forest of fuckery. I could think of somethin tho

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omfgTACOsYeSs 0

If they had sex I don't think the only white stuff would be Mayo O.o. Lolcatsunicornturtles

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