How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
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slantyshanty 7

Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

I guess it's not in a neatness freak's nature to get down and dirty. Move on.

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thir13enthour 0

So I'm guessing you're not that hot... There's a saying, " I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers." if that doesn't apply you're ugly.

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isaac713 0

never get between a man nd his snadwhich

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dmann56 0

Tell him mayonnaise is an organic lube that tastes alright too!!

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jedielf 23

FYL - if he had crumbs in his bed, then he should have cleaned it or changed the sheets. But you also deserved it for eating something like that in bed...

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FlamingSammich 0

Probably because you didnt make him one. What were you doing out of the kitchen anyways?

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jobsman99 0

a few crumbs would not stop me. he must be gay. if I was with you I would want to eat something better than a sandwich and I there would not be any crumbs.

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DisappearingRose 18

Hey hey hey hey.... I don't like crumbs in my bed either!

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macklby 3

I think he deff bats for my team ;-)

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