How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
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slantyshanty 7

Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.

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iAmScrubs 19

The important thing is that you enjoyed the sandwich.

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schaflava 0

The sad thing is he didn't enjoy hers.

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JazVeiga 1

you should have made another sandwich and gotten back in his bed ahaha

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plasmicmac 6

sounds like you really made... ...a mess of things. YEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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aFatFuck 0

What a......... .... crummy situation AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No_habla_espanol 11

Lol @ your picture fitting the comment.

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No_habla_espanol 11

Lol @ your picture fitting the comment 78.

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loveexgirl 15

I wonder if he made that sandwich for her.

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Melissa92_fml 13

A girl? Hey I wouldn't give up sex for a few crumbs on my bed! Like everyone else is saying, just sweep them off.. He's a fool

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nikitaaomg 0

you should'va made HIM the sandwich. like a good woman.

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iAmScrubs 19

Ahaha, I find stupid, outdated, old, not funny, never will be funny jokes like this very hilarious......Not.

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simplylost643 0

Exactly right. Such a simple concept, yet completly ignored by so many. Thank you!

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lowl1f3 5

Ohhhh Yaaaa! Who eats in their bed anyway?

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milou_fml 6

it seems like you have better chemistry with that sandwich

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AFuckinCrocodile 6

Why the **** would you eat his sandwich?!?!?!

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regsworld11 2

She made it for herself. That explains why SHE ate it.

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faithxoxox 1

She was trying to inspire him to eat her sandwich by eating his first. (;

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