How ironic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I'd gathered enough solid evidence to justify dumping my cheating girlfriend. When I turned up, she broke up with me before I had a chance to confront her. Why? Apparently I have trust issues. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 775
You deserved it 8 540
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alex_vik 0

Well when you're cheating on someone, of course they're gonna have trust issues.

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ihasanintegral 0

Did you at least get to tell her you knew she was cheating?...

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mojomojo_fml 5

Cheer up, Kiwi. There are plenty of other sheep in the pasture - I mean "fish in the sea"...

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deliciouskaek 1

No. Her lack of self-control caused her to cheat. She could have just dumped him and gone ahead with someone else instead.

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Shadic 0

Bullshit, you cheated because you wanted to. If it was really such a problem, you would have just broken up with your girlfriend.

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genius_man16 0

You're just a sack of shit. You don't "cause" anyone to cheat, you CHOOSE too. So you cheated because you are a complete asshole and should be castrated. OP: She probably knew that you were going to break up with her and did it first so that she could feel slightly better about herself because she "beat ya to it" She's a ho, you deserve better, don't worry, there will be someone worth your time that comes along.

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Humanoid_fml 0

You "had" to cheat on her? Who the hell thinks they HAVE to cheat on someone? You suck at life, asshole.

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Heelix 0

Im in the same situation man, my GF constantly accuses me of cheating... but seriously ive gone out with two chicks before and its waaaay to much work and also expensive!!!

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maggy_fml 0

if you had any self-respect or morals you wouldn't cheat. it's not only for the other person, but it's also for yourself. i believe a cheater is either stupid or dead inside or both

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greenltrn2003 0

well obviously you do...but fyl indeed what was your evidence? pics? video? details, details

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plexico 3

Your jealousy CAUSED her to cheat. YDI! I had a girlfriend who I never cheated on accuse me of doing so. Then, I had to cheat because I was doing the time, so I might as well do the crime.

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jessioner 0

well who cares....you didnt want to be with her anyway...

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mc1592 0

completly agree with #11.same thing happened to me.. so yea def YDI

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Ranoona 0

Forget about her at least you broke up right?

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bmach 0

How about giving the OP the benefit of the doubt because of the low character limit for FML submissions, huh?

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Heelix 0

Hope you get raped by spider monkeys

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4ube_fml 6

Well, you are now separated, that was the goal right ?

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ohhhhshizzz 0

How do we know that she was really cheating? This dude went all Inspector Gadget on us, we can't trust him. LOL, but serioulsy? Evidence, what was this evidence? Did you stalk her, see her hug a guy in a bar, get in a car with him, sleep with him. Anything?

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