How? Why?

By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 604
You deserved it 5 238

Same thing different taste

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Silver_89 9

Natural bodily functions aren't gross but that doesn't mean they can't be unsanitary which is why people SHOULD wash their hands after dealing with bodily fluids whether it be blood, urine, or feces. It is, in fact, a health concern.

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if you leaked then tie a sweater around your waist until you get to a restroom. It makes zero sense to do that in public! I am beyond disgusted!

Maybe she didn't have one, and it was the last bus that could get her to her job on time which is why she couldnt bleed into her uniform, or get off, find a bathroom, and wait an hour or whatever for the next.

There is no excuse for being so rude and gross. always be prepared. Imagine if a male pulled his crotch out on the bus, the reaction would not be so sympathetic

And I am beyond disgusted at your lack of empathy and comprehension. Sure, it probably wasn't pretty to witness; but when unexpected things happen you gotta improvise. Also, being a male and pulling your crotch out wouldn't be the same since we don't bleed down there, so there would be no reason at all for a man to do that. OP did have a reason. As a man, I'm sorry you had to go through that OP.

How is this comparable to removing your penis from your pants and showing it to the world? In all likelihood no one saw her do it. And I guarantee that no one saw her privates.

Ok, seriously, how disgusting can you get? you couldn't wait 5 min to get somewhere private?

Diva Cups. Doesn't matter how heavy your flow, those suckers won't let you leak! Or just save yourself the trouble and get an IUD. No periods. Yay.

You can still have a period with an IUD.. Most people do. I've used both mirena and paragard and still had a period with both.

skyttlz 32

I've heard the Paragard can actually make it heavier.

Diva cups don't work if her period came unexpectedly early.

I have implanon and my doctor said most women don't have periods on it. I still have mine so not true for everyone on birth control.

PLOT TWIST: It's the actual bus' tampon being closed while the bus is on the move.

ForeverJasmine 26

Hopefully it didn't hurt too bad and it was a smooth ride.. Sometimes tampons can be really painful.

Korra_fml 23

This FML doesn't make sense. Consequences don't *lead* to an action, they are the *result* of an action.

Badkarma4u 17

Imagine me at a Mexican restaurant reading this while eating chips and salsa FML 2