I believe it was I who said…

By unfortunate - 25/04/2012 04:50 - Sweden

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

flashback.miss 28

LOL Must've been quite a sight. Didn't he have aything better yo do aside be a creepy stalker? And you couldn't be more aware of your surroundings?

UrCapsLockOn 12

so what was the conversation about ?

RedPillSucks 31

Probably about someone stalking them... OP: I have this weird feeling, like... OP2: like you're being followed? OP: Yes! And must you finsh... OP2: All your sentences? No, I just like to... OP: Stop interrupting me!!!! OP2: So why do you feel like you're being followed?

Maybe he was laughing at a joke he told himself.

OP: "no one to talk to...la la la...self, I'm hungry for some meatballs, Swedish. Later on, I'm going to lay down and fap it out till I sleep. Gotta look up new videos. In the morning, I'm going to do a run and maybe I should wear the electric blue running shorts...tan the legs, oh I love legs..maybe I can eat chicken legs, haha self you are funny. It's wings. Chickens don't have legs...I'm too sexy for my legs, too sexy for my legs, too sexy to eat chicken, I'm a model, you know what I mean and I do my little turn...*turns around*" *giggle giggle* Awkward.

Chickens have both legs and wings. The legs are the drumsticks, yo.

Lol I know. It's just one of those things where at the moment, it makes sense as you think it real fast. It's just that they're not called 'legs.' but don't worry, I know chickens don't slither on the ground, leg-less.

you forgot to do the magnum, or blue steel

Tell him you had to take his part because he didn't answer (;

Next time wear a bluetooth earpiece so it appears you are talking to someone :)

It's the first sign of madness talking to yourself ;L But your not alone, whenever I'm at home I talk to myself. *Note to self* talk to yourself in your head.

Second sign is hair on the back of your hands... Third sign's looking for it!