I guess that's a no, then?

By Lazyuser2849 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. To this, she said, "You need to meet more people."FML
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Tripartita 44

Ooh, she's suggesting a pre-proposal scavenger hunt! How romantic! On the hunt should be such things as: • A person over 7 ft tall. • A person under 4 ft tall (no kids, you cheater). • A person dressed all in black. • A person who is wearing an apron backwards like a cape. • A butcher. • A baker. • A candlestick maker.

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hussamhasi 22

You really should , she's not the one .

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JZY1989 23

Maybe a good idea to that. apparently she either has met someone else or has no intentions of going further with you.

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janfleury 19

Time to move on. From her comment she does not deserve you or your love.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

When I propose, I imagine my wife saying something similar to me. I'm not the most social person so a bachelor party and stuff may be tough.

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maximus32547 2

I hope that was as in yes, but i am gonna have amor of brides maids so I need you to have enough groomsmen

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Zmanryan3 9

And then you responded with fine then you done get out of my house I'll find another girl to love.

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newclassics1999 3

Damn, not even a "sorry, but no."

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Mathalamus 24

i wouldn't bother with that, to be honest... if you don't want to meet new people, then don't. its not up to her.

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ViewsFromThe305 7

Go meet more people then get more happy then you ever were with those people and then propose to one of them.

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PhoenixChick 26

Did SHE know she was your girlfriend before the proposal? Or by "girlfriend" did you mean you proposed to your barista?

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Biker187 13

WTF, kill the Machine before it's too late, it's ruining your relationship. Damn, this is how Terminator started.

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Biker187 13

Realized this was posted to wrong person. At least you found out now than after the fact, Seriously, dump her and find another girl that deserves your attention..

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