Work, Customers and Health: I hate this job

I hate this job

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML

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By ASMR - 26/05/2019 15:00

Today, I woke up with laryngitis. I just got hired as a waitress. Tomorrow is opening day, the restaurant plays loud music and I can't speak any louder than a whisper. FML

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By sicky - 27/01/2016 05:02 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML

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By Alli.M - 18/03/2012 11:06 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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By samaram - 04/06/2013 06:47 - United States

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

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Earache

By Anonymous - 10/06/2015 13:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML

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You deserved it 1 950

By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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Silent night

By On Mute Now - 08/12/2024 12:00 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

I bet you want to scream.

ariannaimelda 7

Monday 18 July 2011 8:58

Kudos to you, you are a dedicated worker!

Comments

fthku 13

Monday 18 July 2011 14:48

A bit off topic, but am I the only one who hates the "normally Ithis wouldn't be" phrasing? It doesn't make any sense. "Today, I had to pay $100,000 for a burger. Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but I don't have infinite money. " That makes about as much sense to me as it does in FMLs. OP, FYL. Maybe you shouldn't have gone?

ham25 0

Monday 18 July 2011 15:00

what's laryngitis??

toelie 26

Monday 18 July 2011 15:51

Google it.

interexntsc 12

Monday 18 July 2011 15:05

Drama!!!

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 18 July 2011 15:45

nobody likes a mime. nobody. not even the French, that's why they sent all their mimes to the USA. they are in exile. next time, stick to writing :)

druv 2

Monday 18 July 2011 16:03

Customer: do u have laryngitis? you: no sir, only strawberry chocolate and vanilla

Lowie18 0

Monday 18 July 2011 16:08

wow man, screw that for a joke, FYL!

Mogliettina 10

Monday 18 July 2011 17:02

I totally despise people who goes to work while they are sick.Why the hell were you working and spreading your germs around??That's disgusting!!When you are ill you need to stay home and keep your germs for yourself!You deserved it,totally.

aoorie 6

Monday 18 July 2011 19:40

Maybe she's the sole income provider in her house. She might be putting herself through school, supporting children, and a disabled husband. You never know. Either way, she couldn't afford a day off and only those who can would ever say that. Or you never worked a day in your life.

rasta_pasta 4

Monday 18 July 2011 21:36

And if she were sick with something more dangerous with laryngitis? That kind of reasoning doesn't negate the fact that she should not be at work sick complaining about how people don't care about her plight when she clearly is not concerned with getting others sick.

geeksaresexy 18

Monday 18 July 2011 22:45

#100 If you couldn't afford a sick day would you go into work with shingles or Parvovirus knowing you were working with a pregnant person? I seriously doubt you would.. and if you would you're a dick. You can't risk the health of others when you are contagious, you just can't..