Poopoo peepee and Work: I just work here

I just work here

By don't get paid enough for this - 11/07/2015 02:20 - United States - Youngstown

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 423

You deserved it 2 183

Valentine's Day: Love and Maladresse
Discover romantic anecdotes with a touch of awkwardness - because nothing expresses love better than a little discomfort! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Crucial information

By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 769

You deserved it 143

By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 723

You deserved it 4 020

By WishIWasADogMinder - 10/12/2015 10:47 - Australia

Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 884

You deserved it 2 528

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 868

You deserved it 11 399

By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 685

You deserved it 2 390

By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 697

You deserved it 404

By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 810

You deserved it 2 638

Phantom shitter

By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 944

You deserved it 144

By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 228

You deserved it 65 531

Happy dance

By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 324

You deserved it 146

ComoEsJuan 24

Saturday 11 July 2015 18:05

He left you quite the McClean up.

ColonelCusswords 24

Saturday 11 July 2015 18:15

Better get some serious disinfectant. Not pussy ass bleach, I'm taking acid

Comments

gay_flavored_cx 16

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:08

kill it. kill it with fire.

Jeremiah722 19

Saturday 11 July 2015 22:58

That'll only make it smell worse

ezrajab 22

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:10

Hire him tell congratulations your our new janitor

blondemistress 7

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:15

according to labour laws if you don't want to clean it up your manager has to because its technically a biohazard! If he forced you sue his ass

GeorgiaBea 28

Sunday 12 July 2015 2:08

Unfortunately not true. There are several jobs in which you may come in contact with biohazards. There is usually a statement about it in your pre-employment paperwork. According to OSHA, they only need to provide you with appropriate protective measures. They must also post in an employee area the type of chemicals, and toxins you may come in contact with. I run a group home so I have to be up to date on all of that information.

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:21

Can I have a shitty McSituation with fries please?

Mightytall 35

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:24

I always wonder how people that leave such messes manage to get away with it without completely soiling themselves.

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 11 July 2015 21:56

Years of practice. All the FML's about this are probably the same one dude and his kid travelling around the world shitbombing bathrooms. Just like that one dude who's job it is to go find talented promising female musicians and break their hearts so we can get more Alanis Morisette's and Jewel's.