You did say it was a shitty job - he must have been running to get there and not been able to get his pants down in time and it's sprayed everywhere as he tried to sit. Let's hope it wasn't the food from your workplace that made him unwell or this won't be the last time you have to face this situation.

Hang in there, one day you'll a get a decent job and today will be but a distant memory.

"Shit grenade" had me in tears

Gross, to say the least

Dude, I feel your pain. I worked at McDonald's for almost 3 years. I don't even know why people are that rude. I doubt they would like cleaning up shit at their job.

was he standing on the seat trying to get a trick shot

Something needs to be done about these Unapoopers. Yours isn't the only establishment wrecked.

Shitty minimum wage? You work at a fast food joint. I've worked at McDonald's for like 3 weeks and I knew what I was getting into. Get out and find a better paying job ya bigot.

I work at McDonald's as well, and I had the same experience but I didn't have someone warning me!! I walked in having to go myself, and there is just shit everywhere the front of the toilet, the floor, the seat, the handrails, and even the stalls doorknob!!!! So instead of going to the restroom, I had to clean it up!!!! Let's just say I waited until I got home to use my bathroom!!!! FML

sucks man... one time the same thing happened at the arbys I work at. but in the ladies room. I still remember the woman to this day, a year later