Poopoo peepee and Work: I just work here

I just work here

By don't get paid enough for this - 11/07/2015 02:20 - United States - Youngstown

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By WishIWasADogMinder - 10/12/2015 10:47 - Australia

Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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ComoEsJuan 24

Saturday 11 July 2015 18:05

He left you quite the McClean up.

ColonelCusswords 24

Saturday 11 July 2015 18:15

Better get some serious disinfectant. Not pussy ass bleach, I'm taking acid

Comments

Sinkmybattleship 3

Sunday 12 July 2015 5:40

You're lucky the guy informed you about it. I walked in on shit grenade at my work. My manager thought I was kidding, it was on the sink and in the trash can. It amazes me how people for this. If you have the BGs (Bubble Guts),please stay at home.

Ruthofpern 3

Sunday 12 July 2015 5:48

I would probably have taken a break in order to allow a colleague to find it...

SBittick 20

Sunday 12 July 2015 5:51

"THERE'S SHIT! EVERYWHERE!"

RandKP 21

Sunday 12 July 2015 7:02

Last I checked, OSHA classifies human shit as hazardous material. They also require that someone be HAZMAT certified to clean up hazardous material. Which means unless that has changed, or you are HAZMAT certified, your manager can not legally force you to clean it up, nor discipline you for refusing. Next time tell him (or her) no, and when they threaten disciplinary action, counter with the companies open door policy and a lawyer.

hduebdo 14

Sunday 12 July 2015 8:09

I work at McDonald's, I walked in on some guy doing heroin the other day

Hyenayena 27

Sunday 12 July 2015 9:08

I work at Pizza Hut and we had a regular who would order $70 or more worth of food for take out, and he spend the 15 minute wait in the washroom . He was getting off. He would give us a dead eyed stare when he left