Animals: I love my family

I love my family

By unloved - 01/10/2009 14:25 - United States

Today, during an argument with my daughter, she screamed, "Everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration, where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By constantine - 04/02/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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Cats pick sides

By Anonymous - 18/02/2025 02:00

Today, after an argument with my husband, I was sat in the front room calming down when the stupid cat decided she was going to jump up onto me, spilling a full coffee cup over my husband's PS5. He's convinced I did it on purpose after the argument, when it really was all the damn cat's fault FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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Daddy's girl

By TooMuchForToLittle - 06/09/2021 11:00

Today, yet again, my 3 year-old daughter came home from a few hours with her father, screams and cries over everything, and when she realizes it won't get her anywhere, screams at me that she hates me and that she wants to go home. I calmly told her she is home, and she screamed, "This is not home!" FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 15:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML

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Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!

By Anonymous - 10/05/2021 14:01

Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML

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iFellytone 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:09

Why is your daughter talking to you like that?

Darling_Cherry 5

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:26

Cats don't lie.

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srgntawesome 0

Friday 2 October 2009 5:21

6, caaaaaaaalm down. Deep breaths. But r u a retard, a few hits ok I agree, not beating, shooting, and then raping the mutilated corpses

melju_fml 0

Friday 2 October 2009 7:26

why are u people calling her a bad parent when you DON'T even know her . stfu and dont judge . . as for disciplining your kids each to their own. as long as they don't beat the shit of their kids then no can say anything. what would you say if someone told you how to raise your kids ???

Jonathan33 0

Friday 2 October 2009 8:10

well let's see you try to reason with a child melju. see if your super nanny techniques work. what would u say if ur daughter said that to you? exactly...timeout my ass

musicmakercann1 0

Friday 2 October 2009 9:30

What a crappy situation

chrismace 11

Friday 2 October 2009 10:10

That's just really bad luck.

dogfood_fml 3

Friday 2 October 2009 11:06

i call it a fake.

DrMorbid 0

Friday 2 October 2009 11:56

Haha, hilarious! Don't worry, I hate you too. ;)

NdnStlkr 0

Friday 2 October 2009 12:14

I love you D:

lahp 0

Friday 2 October 2009 15:35

i love your cat =]

GriefBacon 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:05

Cats don't crap on legs unless they're mentally deranged or something. So don't feel bad. You don't want a mental thing loving you, anyway. Also, about that daughter. If I ever said that kind of stuff to my parents, I got slapped. I'm just sayin'.