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By tammy999 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML
Hey, who needs a Boyfriend when you have all that yummy artery clogging food? Who knows, one day you might see someone else sitting by themselves eating half the menu too... Then you 2 could be on the Biggest Losers together!
Don't be mean to the grammar nazi's, they obviously have sad lives or else they wouldn't be obsessively correcting grammar on the comment section of a joke website. It makes them feel important. Successful people with lives wouldn't give a shit.
this FML makes me hungry.
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