Dating, Facebook, Social Media and Love: I'm trash

I'm trash

By skreweduP - 15/06/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 309

You deserved it 3 797

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 681

You deserved it 124 325

Great start

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 896

You deserved it 105

Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 081

You deserved it 142

By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 848

You deserved it 3 055

Bad omen

By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 244

You deserved it 3 197

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 204

You deserved it 5 583

He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 385

You deserved it 3 190

Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 502

You deserved it 252

Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 428

You deserved it 3 107

The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 002

You deserved it 310

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:36

That sucks. Even though he wasn't interested in you, he could have still been polite. It's extremely rude to ignore the person you are having dinner with. I probably would have grabbed his phone and chucked it at the wall.

Syoungblood07 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:24

What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"

Comments

deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:25

He was an asshole, but YDI for staying through the whole date. If he obviously cares that little, just leave and find something better to do with your time.

arby 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:27

I agree with 10, I think he's broken. You should send him in for some warranty service

14hatemachine 2

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:29

too bad he's an asshole, i like his humor ;D

teheheois 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:30

wow modern stalking way to waste your time

Lounia_fml 8

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:40

#54,, Sorry, no warranty service on assholes =)

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:41

#38 wins! I was going to post that too

MrJentipede 2

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:46

I've been on a date with a girl who was texting another guy she likes the entire time. You've just gotta move on and forget it.

Eiger 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:19

You were probably the trash that he was alluding to.

spoo 24

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:25

WIN, (first?) date successfully proved him to be a jerk who you know not to plan another one with (still gave an FYL)

snowFML 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:28

who said the OP didn't take rejection well? she probably put this up on here because it was a FML moment and thought we'd enjoy it for the lulz. no way of telling how she handled this news, though.