Dating, Facebook, Social Media and Love: I'm trash

I'm trash

By skreweduP - 15/06/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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Bad omen

By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:36

That sucks. Even though he wasn't interested in you, he could have still been polite. It's extremely rude to ignore the person you are having dinner with. I probably would have grabbed his phone and chucked it at the wall.

Syoungblood07 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:24

What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"

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TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:30

Damn what a JERK! I would've walked right out when he used his phone for 5 consecutive minutes...he's such a dick! And for u retards that don't "get" what his status meant, he was referring to her as trash...sorry girl but all I gotta say is: one man's trash is another man's treasure! :-)

Syn_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:31

Who cares?

jillz 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:40

Upon realizing that the phone call was not important, it would have been time to just get up, calmly walk out, and forget all about him. People will treat you the way you let them treat you. At some point, you have to discover that you are too good for that. He has no class and people will see that about him.

um_duh 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:12

NEXT!

jessfershozzle 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:36

God, i hate it when people just put stupid little things that no one cares about on their facebook status. like, "taking out the trash," or "going to drop the kids off at daycare," or "watching t.v." -.-

sailing 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:48

Maybe if you weren't ugly it would have turned out better...

diabetic_rage 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:51

protip: don't date him anymore. Your life isn't f***ed.

xxPrettyJane 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:54

wow lyndis, way to be an asshole and generalize an entire gender based on what I can guess is several rejections by them. Most women don't act like that, and if they do it's because they're hurt. How can you expect them not to be? Being honest with women is the best thing you can do

diabetic_rage 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:54

#68, with that kind of attitude, you're never going to get laid. Enjoy your hand.

fuzzybunnysays 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:11

There's nothing wrong with being creepy. I would've checked the jerk's facebook too, now you got confirmation he's 100% tool and saved yourself from wasting even more time. Seriously, who broadcasts something so lame on facebook? He likes "taking out trash"?? If anything, he FHOL because now his facebook buddies think that he has reallyyy low standards. Also, HE must be the boring one, it's the MAN'S job to chase and entertain women not vise-versa ;)