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By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

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Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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My feefees

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

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Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Spicy

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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HannahMarshall 6

Wednesday 2 May 2012 19:14

Mario Kart is a serious game.

ILoveEggnog 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 19:15

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

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dinosaur_rawr3 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 2:25

Is Mario Kart that serious? The answer HELLS YES it is.

annejayy 7

Thursday 3 May 2012 3:28

Mario kart is serious stuff. My dad told me he hated me when I beat him..

bebohacker1 4

Thursday 3 May 2012 4:26

Next ******* you give him... Bite... Hard...

xXhillbillyXx 1

Thursday 3 May 2012 4:37

This is all very sad on so many levels for the dude alone... •Minute man •Bad at sex •Getting spanked by a girl on a video game But on another note girls have a much better hand and eye when it comes to gaming so ur man shouldn't keep you from getting off

HITide76808 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:06

All this because of a game. Although any Mario games i wouldnt mind if it happened to me..lol just sayin

cmwhitehead 2

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:23

GySgt Hansen is that you and Katie???

DespairFaction 11

Thursday 3 May 2012 6:08

I would get you pregnant if you beat me at super Mario. That will teach you to not beat me at video games again.

koopaqueen 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 10:54

Should have thaught of that before you blue shelled him!

PartyxRocked 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 15:31

Sounds like you have a fun relationship.

eman1972 4

Thursday 3 May 2012 17:58

He should know, you always let the woman finish first in bed!

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Today, my girlfriend, who used to have the sex drive of a rabbit on Viagra, has recently lost all interest. It turns out that because her dad finally approves of me, she’s no longer interested in me. Apparently she only lusted after me when her dad didn’t like me, so now I’m of no interest to her. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

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Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML

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Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

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Today, I’ve spent ages trying to achieve the shade of red hair, getting various similar tattoos, and getting green contacts so I can be the exact replica of the girl my ex-fiancé left me for so I can win him back. He still prefers to be with her. What else am I missing then? FML

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Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML

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