I won! I won!

By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 980
You deserved it 6 875

Same thing different taste

Top comments

HannahMarshall 6

Mario Kart is a serious game.

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

Comments

CaramelMacchiato 13

68 - And you would know HOW? ._.

eyecon502 13

Souns like you need to get on top and control that situation.

Sounds like my brother. I'd kick his ass in Mario Kart and every time he'd rage and say how he "let me win" but then not want to play any more. But he could always kick my ass in fighting games, except for Super Smash Bro's. ;3

uncivil 5

Kinda creepy comparing this chicks sex life or lack there of to you and your brother... Just saying.

Next time just fake an ****** 3 mins in

BellaMariposa 2

Mario Kart is probably an excuse he needs to hide his premature ejaculation ! .. Yaa , deal with that thought now ... :D

I am not pro-itskaylabitch at all; but I thumbth upth most of the time to offset the downers. The reaction she gets are oft way too harsh.

theevilduchess 12

Remember the days where we thumbed up or down based on the content of the comment. The good ole days....

aman17 0

Wow maybe u should just finish first then!

I'm going to guess that you're still a virgin.