I won! I won!

By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

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Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
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HannahMarshall 6

Mario Kart is a serious game.

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ILoveEggnog 7

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

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kaymi 17

Next time he finishes first in bed, just yell out "Paaaassssttttaaaaa Saaaauuucccee!". Maybe he will feel like he finally won in the game. Lol

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SephoraGypsy 15

I don't like the tween, the fact she keeps coming back for more astounds me. But that doesn't excuse the fact that she gets hammered, when some other nitwit will reply with the same comment and get given less of a beating.

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LadyGore 12

And this is where you inform him that you just bought a vibrator and are no longer in need for his sexual favors. (;

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william8691 10

Bet you won't beat him now will you. Power of the penis wins again!!!

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MassaKerr 9

You think mario kart is a motherfucking game?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yes, it even has the Official Nintendo Seal. Are you telling me I was wrong this whole time?

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mhopper 13

You should wake him up with a lotionless handjob ;)

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xstream 5

what is wrong with a lotionless handjob? in all the years since well let's say i came of age i never had any problems with that

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Seriously, all of you need to calm down. I'm not in favor of a lot of people here, but the hate for her is getting out of hand. You're all overreacting and being harsh on her. theevilduchess, yes I remember. Unfortunately, things change overtime.

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Dracoboxer357 35

I agree with Sephora, Kayla seems to get bitch slapped pretty hard for stating what many of us were thinking, she just didn't jazz it up much, but she isn't a negative commenter in general, so I try to offset her downward votes. And 68- Can't get Anyone off, and Choosing not to are two different statements. She's 14, maybe she is, maybe she isn't, either way, I'm happier not knowing. She still seemed to understand the concept of satisfying the needs of others, so chill a bit, okay? :p And personally, I admire the fact she keeps coming back for more.. ;)

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derkster 6

You have to take Mario Kart seriously...:p

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