By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Conover
Well censor in your brain was asleep. Sucks dude, but I like your reply to those compliment seeking folks.
So you're the ninja that she sees on the roof every morning. SMH, your ninja days are over.
Why would you say that?
And what you should have said was nothing!
great way to creep out people OP
hahahahaha OP you just made my day. :]
the same thing happened to me the other day but I relpied with " not yet"
You just made 8 out to be the perverted creepy guy at work. Good luck explaining that to other people you work with.
Ahh horrible typo. Sorry everyone didn't see that. Im sick with the flu
That foot in mouth syndrome is a real bitch sometimes...
you know some people are really born with that syndrome, and I beleive you owe all of them an apology for your rude comment
Meh women often pursue that line of conversation because they are wanting you to see them naked ... If so it may still be fixable, or not lol next time think first speak second
Do go on and explain what could possibly be the slightest bit attractive about someone saying that they've seen you naked, without your permission. Please. That, and, just what makes you so quick to assume that the woman wants that, anyway? And why would you assume that all women are like that? That's kinda really misogynistic.
Keywords
"TELL ME I'M PRETTY"
That'll make her check where she changes! No more getting naked in front of an open window for her.