Transportation and Public freakouts: Inappropriate laughter

Inappropriate laughter

By josie345 - 25/08/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, some blowhard on a motorcycle yelled at me for jaywalking, causing him to almost hit a dumpster. He picked up and threw an empty beer can at me when I started giggling at the sticker on the front of his helmet that said, "If you can read this, I have lost my caravan." FML

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By Chelsea - 27/02/2013 22:39 - United States - Aurora

Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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Assumptions

By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:53

That guy is obviously a noob in the biking world.

anorexicbarbie 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:51

Everytime I hear caravan I think of Cass from FNV.... I need to get out more.

Comments

mixedcookies 1

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:04

Bizarre ftw... Stfu CANADA IS THE BEST.

Skorne 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:08

just click reply

mixedcookies 1

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:04

Bizarre ftw... Stfu CANADA IS THE BEST.

MagicallyFat 12

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:04

Yeah that's such a fail stereotype I went to a car show yesterday and there were tons of biker guys, and their so friendly and nice. Like not all big people are bullies. I am indeed very large but very friendly. Like Santa

soiheardyoufaile 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:16

Very much a stereotype :) though in England you get two types now: a biker who's pretty much a decent person, or a chav, who well... Isn't so nice

soiheardyoufaile 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:22

So... Being violent then?

AirForce48 2

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:33

Ydi because that sticker's not funny

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 25 August 2011 11:50

Its funny because its mildly absurd, especially when one takes 'caravan' to mean van with a home in it rather than group of people travelling together.

aFatFuck 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:36

People should understand stereotypes are not just born randomly, not that they are all true just that they hold some truth - even if the smallest amount.

icecreamdriveby 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:39

There IS kind of a true "biker" most HOG members (Harley owners group) are very stereotypical looking, there's not much of one for sports bike riders though..