Transportation and Public freakouts: Inappropriate laughter

Inappropriate laughter

By josie345 - 25/08/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, some blowhard on a motorcycle yelled at me for jaywalking, causing him to almost hit a dumpster. He picked up and threw an empty beer can at me when I started giggling at the sticker on the front of his helmet that said, "If you can read this, I have lost my caravan." FML

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You deserved it 27 311

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By Chelsea - 27/02/2013 22:39 - United States - Aurora

Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 670

By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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You deserved it 2 259

By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 441

You deserved it 31 035

By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 917

You deserved it 946

By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 984

You deserved it 6 583

By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 351

Assumptions

By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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You deserved it 42 687

Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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You deserved it 2 331

By mylifesucks - 10/07/2013 20:10 - United States - Ellijay

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 214

You deserved it 10 254

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 700

You deserved it 84 811

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:53

That guy is obviously a noob in the biking world.

anorexicbarbie 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:51

Everytime I hear caravan I think of Cass from FNV.... I need to get out more.

Comments

BuffaloSabres134 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:58

Bikers are pretty nice when your very far away from them

horneyhic 15

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:01

Look before u walk idiot

BuffaloSabres134 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:03

Damn right

kpanda 1

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:01

Wth is a dumpster doing in the middle of the street?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:04

I don't get it.

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:42

I'm gonna say this comment will be hidden for too many negative votes, Just so I can say "called it" later!

ShaundraLikeWhoa 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:46

I don't get it either.

codbloodedkill3r 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:06

Lol he was a "Fag" Lol from south park

ajbaby311 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:07

Damn

IndigoAcrylic 9

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:10

Blowhard? ;0 xD

Stonedmanalex 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:16

Yeah the biker perfectly deserved to if someone almost made me crash, I would beat the shit out of them

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:32

26 - *muffled laughter* canadian ^_^

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:44

26 - lol canadian ^_^

cufaoil 11

Thursday 25 August 2011 12:08

right, because any road user is going to be all calm and concerned for the person who almost made them crash due to their own stupid, jaywalking actions...

cufaoil 11

Thursday 25 August 2011 14:47

says the guy who looks like he's boozed up you would also be talking to another biker, dumbass

ReynshineCutting 10

Thursday 25 August 2011 17:10

And I'm a biker's fiancé and another biker's daughter. Neither of them fit the stereotype and neither of then would be violent. I'm the one you'd have to worry about if I was on the back with my fiancé and you nearly made us crash. I'd rip your ******* head off (and I fit the cowgirl stereotype, not the biker one).