Inspection time

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Monterey

Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
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svalaedgren 18

Perhaps you should talk to her about how absolute gross that is. Toilet time is private time

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darwinism 30

Your grandma thinks you are so full of shit you would clog her pipes?

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Ducreaux 7

I think it's time for you to escort your grandmother to heaven

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Xotoolyxo 16

Just stop telling her every time you poop

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minidrone_fml 11

And what happens if the turds are big enough to clog the pipes ? Really, I'd like to know what Grandma's rules state in such a case.

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graceinsheepwear 33

There's a fetish-y kind of power trip going on there, imho.

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buckdharma 37

Oh dear, I don't need my spectacles for that spectacle.

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JoshN1984 2

Without a doubt, the grossest FML I've seen in some time lol

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Crammed 10

I'm sensing another fml coming up for what you have to do if your poops are too big for the pipes!!

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tlvv 12

I would definitely go with the approach of telling her that your bowels are so regular due to your good diet that you only need to evacuate them at times when you're out of the house.

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WhiteCrimson 23

I somehow get the idea that your family is either obese or you just have huge asses..... Chew your food more, the crap should come out smaller lol. No really.

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