Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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sLap_fml 0

i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

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LyuboLove 0

lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha

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RDMC20 0

This is BS, five year olds know the "ins and outs" of sex. I call shenanigans on your fml

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andyj1324 4

who still even says "shenanigans" anymore?!? FAILLLLLL

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Mnemic 5

Thats what you get when you never ********** and never watch a **** movie before you actually do it yourself... :-P

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lowcapacityx 0

Aha! At least you'll remember your first time.

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josieless 0

"Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time. After I entered her I realized I had no clue what I was doing and had to ask her. FML"

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cndrow 0

Any guy whose body won't tell him what to do after entering a woman shouldn't be having sex. At all.

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Had_Better_Days 0

#27 says it all...FAIL for putting that on here again.. He said what do i do now cuz it was like tossing a hot dog down a hallway

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aeris_fml 0

That is cute! If this was me, I probably would've said, "whatever feels right to you hon!" (I'm a virgin as well)

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