Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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sLap_fml 0

i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

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LyuboLove 0

lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha

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Hatoshi 0

Well if you would've been active during said first time he kinda wouldve known what to do, Sounds to me you just layed there like a sack...

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GabriLee 0

Haha, how old are you guys, anyway? I wasn't aware that sex was too hard to figure out unless you were getting creative...

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nomadxx7 0

To the people saying he should know what to do, I'm glad that you were regular Don Juans that you could just make it happen. Hell you probably knew exactly where and what the G-spot was, how to use your whole arsenal and last 2 hours like a true pornstar. Get over yourselves, regardless if you asked your first or not, I'm sure each and everyone of you had some butterflies on if you were doing the deed correctly and making her head spin.

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Shaebug12 0

I'm a 12 year old girl and I know what happens! It is really sad if he doesn't!

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CH723 0

that's kind of pathetic if you're 12 and know what happens... I wish lg's parents would smack them upside the damned head.

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xNephilim 18

It's not a matter of how to do it amazingly perfectly mind-boggling. The concept of sex is simple enough to where most children understand it at the age of about 10. I know I did. I wasn't aware of how difficult it was to actually get right, but if I was a boy, I would've known what to do. I'm not judging OP's boyfriend and I suppose it's a good thing he kept his mind so innocent for so long, but I'm still struggling to understand how in the hell he didn't know what to do. My friend actually asked me the same question once and I still don't get how you can be that clueless. I mean, the basic principle IS just getting hard, getting in, almost out (or completely out, depending on your personal preference) and then repeat step 2 and 3. Like somebody else said - sex is a natural thing that's usually completely instinctive.

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darcyledgestone 0

Hahaha my boyfriend kind of did that the first time. He kept going "I don't know what to do!" Soooo funny. He'll learn, trust me. It's been 6 months and my boyfriend is amazing in bed now :)

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ellebell 0

awwe that is absolutely precious, poor guy :)

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wholeon 0

LOL! But in all seriousness, re: #28, any guy who is not willing to *ask his partner* what THEY like should not be having sex at all. You can't just plow in there and assume your frenzied thrusts are being appreciated.

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wut_fml 0

I don't believe this. There's no way he's never watched **** before.

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cbeaith 0

/agrees with 5 and 8. this is stupid.

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XxGivesMEhellxX 0

you say "now you get out of my house-were over" hahaha just kidding but that sucks for you and him

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