Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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sLap_fml 0

i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

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LyuboLove 0

lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha

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McChode 0

Wow, what a bitch! It's your first time, like honestly? Its a learning experience, it won't get good till later, he won't be able to last that long anyways for the first little bit. So suck it up princess.

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braFTW 0

The 'eternity' part, was it because you were a virgin or he was searching for the target? =P This is why **** should be lectured in school.

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nerdgrl128 0

i think thats cute! not an fml lol but i can understand why u would say that

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xsouldeath 2

well you should suck him off first so by the time he enters you he lasts 30 seconds. And he will go extra slow to make it look like he can keep going.. =D

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shantoyamuchluv 0

He probably isn't used to putting it in the front.

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1073kat 0

LOL AT THE ABOVE "he entered me" ewww lololol your bf is stupid why are there so many FML's about girls and their first times, wow.

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xiloveyoux3 0

lmfaooo what a noob

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