Insult to adultery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 83 098
You deserved it 7 724
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Sekkaichi 12

I'm guessing he wants you out of the picture.

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khaya 9

Those handcuffs have been used on both of you for very different reasons.

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Zebediabolical 39

Where does it say the police officer is in the military?

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Zebediabolical 39

She's probably sleeping with him to keep OP from getting arrested more often. Yeah, that's more of a movie plot than real life. FYL, OP

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SamanthaNGoree 10

It's bad enough he's screwing your wife.. He has to arrest you too? That's way messed up.

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MrAynomous 1

That's some R Kelly trapped in the closet shit right there

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worldclassrager 39

Well there isn't much to do about a governmental involvement...since they they already have affairs in this content...pun intended...

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iChompYa 18

Now you know why he keeps arresting you

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Drayna 2

You know what to do, Benjamin Barker. Change your name and turn his cop ass into a pie.

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ChuckNorris2 4

I know this is a deep irony, but call the cops on him.

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mkcherry 14

Did your wife meet him because he arrested you or did he arrest you because he was screwing your wife? If its the later you have a good case to sue the city for wrongful arrest (unless you were really doing something illegal). If you got arrested for being a low life multiple times and thats how she met the cop I cant say i really feel sorry for you

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