Insult to adultery
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Those handcuffs have been used on both of you for very different reasons.
Where does it say the police officer is in the military?
She's probably sleeping with him to keep OP from getting arrested more often. Yeah, that's more of a movie plot than real life. FYL, OP
That's some R Kelly trapped in the closet shit right there
Well there isn't much to do about a governmental involvement...since they they already have affairs in this content...pun intended...
Now you know why he keeps arresting you
You know what to do, Benjamin Barker. Change your name and turn his cop ass into a pie.
I know this is a deep irony, but call the cops on him.
Did your wife meet him because he arrested you or did he arrest you because he was screwing your wife? If its the later you have a good case to sue the city for wrongful arrest (unless you were really doing something illegal). If you got arrested for being a low life multiple times and thats how she met the cop I cant say i really feel sorry for you
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I'm guessing he wants you out of the picture.
Wow. No donuts for him.