Invasion of the bodysnatchers

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
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boyguydudemalema 0

because you applied for it ?

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Hasmo 0

someone needs to protect the zombies right? your doing your country a service

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karmaslave 5

People steal bodies, medical tools, the jewelry and clothing the bodies are dressed in, even the caskets. Plenty of reasons for a security guard. YDI for not being able to reason this out.

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ulicksam 0

Because you agreed to be there and they agreed to pay you for it. Pretty simple.

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joekr 0

not worth an fml, you should be doing your job and not posting fmls

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dannyswin 0

1. People steal dead bodies all the time. 2. In this economy, you should be happy you have a job. An easy job no less.

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besos29 0

you have a job and your complaining?? man I'm sure there's aliy of people that wish they had your job ao they can feed your kids.. next time apply for a job you like 

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jckbco 0

ever seen a zombie movie? you are there to warn the rest of us :)

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gixxer922 0

quit your Bitching your getting paid to sit and eat donuts all night, some people have no jobs at all

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tigrouficele2012 44

Seriously? Being paid to catch up on sleep? I'd kill for a job like that.

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naximus93 0

Maybe that's why there's so many dead bodies there.... They were all thinking the exact same thing ;)

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Lithicus 0

when you work security you do not know what project/building you will be securing. fyl buddy

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