WRT the OP's education: you have no idea. My friend has two degrees in fields that WERE in demand before cutbacks, and he works somewhere making less than half of what he will make when he lands a job in his field.

I wanna start singing the monster mash but that was at a graveyard :( maybe morgues are more trendy these days?

I'd love to work as a security guard at a morgue. I bet the people there really keep to themselves.

Oh, you'd be surprised what people will steal.

From crazed necrophiliacs??

The Rev says you should have made better choices in school, like showing up.

or better yet, haven't you seen Bad Boys? they inserted the coke in the dead body.

i'm sure that If you start going to work disguised as your profile pic you'll get more action, dragon

Just be grateful that this is one job you can't screw up too much. No matter how badly you do, you can always say, "No one ever died on my watch." ;)

Weekend at Bernie's?