Invasion of the bodysnatchers

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
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boyguydudemalema 0

because you applied for it ?

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Hasmo 0

someone needs to protect the zombies right? your doing your country a service

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twitch0601 0

best job ever actually! well I woul rather drive em around then watch em. and he's asking why does hw have to guard dead bodies. also I know it's tempting to feel dead boobies but try to control yourself. it's not that great

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turtles4life 24

People like you are the reason there have to be security guards at morgues.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Does this morgue happen to be in Raccoon City?

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illjusbedamned 0

I'm confused as to why people are answering an obviously rhetorical question.

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romano07 0

for the sane reason you commented?

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mysticwater 0

you'd be surprised what thief's and vandals would do at such a place. do your job and stop bitching, you are there for a reason.

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

If you find a corpse with a cork is its butt, don't remove it, because then the anus will just start singing "On the road again" or "Courtesy of the white and blue". Because we all know any asshole can sing country music.

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SulfurPlague 0

Mine sings the blues.

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Queen_of_Night 20

Zydrate comes in a corpse before it comes in a little glass vial.

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