Invasion of the bodysnatchers

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
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boyguydudemalema 0

because you applied for it ?

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Hasmo 0

someone needs to protect the zombies right? your doing your country a service

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Ouroboros_fml 0

at least you have a job, do you at least get to take leftovers home?

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kamadiba 0

You know what, you should be grateful that you have a job. You took the job don't complain about it. If you hate it and think it is stupid, quit. I am sure there are plenty of people willing to take your place. Most people would love to get paid to do practically nothing. Your life must be pretty damn great if all you have to complain about is the fact that you have an easy job with almost no risk. I hate people like you.

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sammd44 0

that's not 'bitch,' that's honesty & reality...can't handle that, then join ur security guard buddy...

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lexa18 6

He was just saying why do dead bodies need guarding. I hate people like you. He never said he hated the job.

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thisismy83 0

Have you never seen return of the living dead? You could make zombies come back to life!

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jleep 0

at least you have a job. so ungrateful...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Why are you there? In case the bodies start to, uh..."reanimate." In other words-- ZOMBIES.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Time to stock up on gas, food, rifle ammo, and head north.

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funhun123 0

You are here because of the OUTSTANDING amount of dead bodies being stolen... It's a profitable business. Keep the necrophilliacs away!!!

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Zebidee 8

You're there to be the 'redshirt' for the Zombie Apocalypse. There will be a noise, you'll put down your comic book, pick up a flashlight and go to investigate without turning the lights on. You'll open a cadaver drawer, and a poorly explained, anomalous cat will leap out and hiss at you, causing you to jump in fright. Once you've calmed down, you'll relax and turn to leave, then RAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!

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Mittle 0

you don't have to do a whole lot lol. your the first front against the zombie infection.

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cufaoil 11

Security in a morgue??? But it's the hottest club in town!!!! After all, people are just dying to get in there...

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kilbert 0

everyone is missing the point... he's not complaining he's a security guard, he's wondering why a mourgue needs a guard

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cufaoil 11

read my post.... then read it again.... I answered that question... :P

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Zebidee 8

Now that's taking the British English random additional 'u' to a whole new level...

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