Kids: Invasion

Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, my sister bought my five year-old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML

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By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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Great work, son

By firestar772 - 12/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML

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It's a sign

By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while talking with my sister about why she and her husband never want kids, my own kids kicked a football into the kitchen cabinet, breaking the very bottom shelf, and tipping every plate, dish, and bowl to smash on the floor. My sister just gave me that look, the look that says, “Duh!” FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/08/2012 04:05 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

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By idislikeblanks - 30/01/2013 07:03 - United States - Lathrop

Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML

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By Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 27 September 2009 1:48

I cannot even begin to think of how that might be a good present for a five year old. Your sister fails -__-

baby_love 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 1:34

lmfao kids

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myballs 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 2:50

Hey, look at it this way - some of us have a crippling phobia of insects. It's clear your son doesn't

The_Derpinator 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 2:50

Your sister's a dumb bitch. Period. I mean, what person gives a 5-YEAR-OLD an ANT FARM?! Those presents are suitable for older kids. I'm pretty sure it's suitable for kid 9 AND OVER.

BadOwner 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:33

... been noticing alot of five year olds lately... Either five year olds are evil Or its Michael Jackson's dream come true...

fringle 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:36

Why are there already 3 moderated comments on this o.O?

Daaniellee1234 8

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:56

How cute, gotta love that smile.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:59

Did you ever get in a fight with your sister when you were kids, and she told you "I'll get you for that some day! Just you wait and see!!" Think about it. Apparently she remembered. I think today was that day. Why else would she buy ants for your son, when you can get them for free just by leaving some food on the ground?

Lekerareas 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 4:24

On the bright side, you will now have ants in your pants! Call the ******* exterminator.

greeneye_fml 12

Sunday 27 September 2009 4:31

I'd make sure the kid got bitten by a few of the ants (stick his hand into the swarm maybe) to learn something then call the exterminator and make my sister pay for the exterminator. Why the hell would anyone give a 5 YEAR OLD an ant farm? Sheesh. But in the mean time, get the vaccuum!!!

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 4:32

With all due respect, your sister is not so smart for giving a kid so small a gift like that. And you're in for some YDI too for not having ensured first that he even knew he wasn't supposed to do that, and yet leaving him alone with it. What did you think would happen??