Kids: Invasion

Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, my sister bought my five year-old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML

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You deserved it 7 971

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By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By toothfairy - 26/06/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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Great work, son

By firestar772 - 12/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML

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It's a sign

By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while talking with my sister about why she and her husband never want kids, my own kids kicked a football into the kitchen cabinet, breaking the very bottom shelf, and tipping every plate, dish, and bowl to smash on the floor. My sister just gave me that look, the look that says, “Duh!” FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/08/2012 04:05 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

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By idislikeblanks - 30/01/2013 07:03 - United States - Lathrop

Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML

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By Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 27 September 2009 1:48

I cannot even begin to think of how that might be a good present for a five year old. Your sister fails -__-

baby_love 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 1:34

lmfao kids

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RubixMonkey 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 4:59

#9- its not that I wouldn't get the ants off the kid, its that they now have an even bigger ant farm, their house.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 27 September 2009 5:07

wats wrong with ur sister! she buys an ant farm? she couldnt have just got a puppy? ants r so gross. i agree with #40 (not the part where ur kid sticks his hand in a swarm of ants) get a vacuum. or call an exterminator

nygreenmachine 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 5:34

hey Its my bday too :D

Lautaro 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:08

That's a stupid gift for a kid. Fortunately ant farms don't come with a queen though. If it did, you would be ******.

aksteve 4

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:15

Thanks ants...Thants.

breeanna16 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:02

OMFG its called ANT FARM for a FIVE YEAR OLD is it clear now, MOTHER?!

feed_the_ducks 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:16

someone had to have known that a 5 year old and an ant farm was a horrible idea

maverick1031 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 8:00

I agree with that...

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:17

Kid was only smiling because he ate them omnomnom

roscolene 1

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:58

Ant Farms do not come with the ants. They have sand, the farm, & a card to send in to get the ants mailed to you. So stop being a whiney bimbo & get off your knees.