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It hurts when I pee

By yomamma787 - 24/11/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
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Stumblebum30 5

do you think the world is your toilet? dumb ass

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Stumblebum30 5

do you think the world is your toilet? dumb ass

71 10
Carnivwhorus 0

You all must be stupid if you mistake misfortune for stupidity. Jesus Christ, you guys act like he ran up to the cactus and decided to hump it of his own accord :-/

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ashleynonymous 0

The dog was trying to tell you that you were using his toilet. YDI for not going inside to use YOUR toilet.

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shinkukage09 0

Um...why is this a YDI one? He was pissing on a cactus, big frakking deal... I'd say F-OPs-L for that.

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krzygrl21 0

Hahaha that sucks, next time use the toilet!

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peace7love2FML 0

Well, what if he was driving long distance, and tere WAS no toilet?

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Signposthead 0

Hey he didn't deserve it, in my house we have one bathroom so I occasionally have to go outside. FHL, you guys are pricks(no pun intended)

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ergo_fml 13

Why weren't you inside peeing in your toilet?

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Elendil_fml 10

Okay, I'll say FYL on this... but why, in the name of God, did you decide to pee on a cactus? At least use a tree. or a bush.

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