It's a conspiracy!

By Pox - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today because of chickenpox he replied, "That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Adults don't get chickenpox." He then fired me. FML
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chili10 18

you should have taken a picture and sent it to him or something.

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lillyloco 0

You should sue him. But still, he might have believed you if you said you had "shingles" not "chicken pox". I think your boss might be a retard.

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Saralaise 3

I've had shingles and I can back up the fact that it IS excruciatingly painful. However, at least now you have the opportunity to find another job, and hopefully not work for such an ignorant *******.

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polishpunisher 0

Id sue the **** out of them.

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acw81 1

you should go give him a hug :)

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shhhitsasecret 0

show up to work and infect him

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ben2169 0

unless you happen to live in nevada sue the shit out of them

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rairai 13

Such a stupid FML, you should be happy your retard boss fired you, so you can use it against him. If you're not planning on doing anything about it then YDI

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murrcat1021 0

get a copy of your hospital visit sheet and take him to court for wrongful termination! !!!

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brwnxeyedxgrl19 0

that's totally illegal he can't fire u for being sick u shud totally sue I mean damn that's like the American dream e z money baby

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