It's a conspiracy!

By Pox - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today because of chickenpox he replied, "That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Adults don't get chickenpox." He then fired me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 985
You deserved it 3 080

Same thing different taste

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you should have taken a picture and sent it to him or something.

Comments

if you're an adult, it was likely to be Shingles rather than chickenpox

Ur boss is a jerk hope u rub that in his face hope ure feeling better. I have not had a chixpox and im 33

Literally rub his face in it. That'll teach him.

Sue the company. I can gaurantee you will win, or they will settle and give you a hefty paycheck!

You deserve it for not showing him. Then be would have believed you. Problem solved.

Nursiepoo 0

I had the chickinpoxs when I was 19 and nothing more than being really itchy happened to me.

JacksonCampbell 9

Go to the docs and basically hold him over a barrel or u will sue.