Creepy, Awkward and Love: It's not what you think! Come back!

It's not what you think! Come back!

By LonelyLoner - 26/11/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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Defeated

By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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Festival spirit

By Festivalgal - 01/08/2021 20:01

Today, I went to a music festival with my boyfriend and ran into his female bestie. She refused to say “Hello”, looked at me up and down, and made passive-aggressive remarks under her breath. After a while of us three hanging out, she stormed off and told him, "We’ll talk about this later, call me." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By ugly - 11/06/2012 12:01 - Australia

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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somnolent 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:04

Yikes. Why not just ask her straight out next time?

a_robot_duck 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:09

"That's a nice pendant, may I see it?"

Comments

LittleMiss1 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:42

Liar...

Cristaderzi 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:56

Next Time be verbal and ask its less creepy!

emery4live 0

Friday 27 November 2009 0:06

this is why u ask dude

grrrarrrg2 2

Friday 27 November 2009 0:09

YDI. If you were really looking at her pendant you would of asked. Obviously that was just your excuse to check out her **** and you got caught!

BeeSkwaird 0

Friday 27 November 2009 13:32

Of?

mafi0 0

Friday 27 November 2009 0:18

dirty perve

COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 27 November 2009 0:21

**** were meant to be looked at. & SDI for parading them out foreveryone to see, the *****. As to the **** you like, you are not dating, so you are free to compare the two *****, & yet she is still jealous. Hell, even if you were dating her, its still ok to compare other models to what you have. Women are no different than a car or a tv. **** em both. EDIT: BTW, who paid for lunch? If you, then you deserve to actually see both their ****?

perstephane 4

Friday 27 November 2009 0:46

"SDI for parading them out for everyone to see, the *****." Yeah, because it totally says in the FML they were out... She could have been wearing a turtleneck for all we know. I agree that if you've got cleavage out, you shouldn't get mad if people look. But it doesn't say anything about that here.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:00

can I just say that you sir are a douche.

drkla_2027 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 5:49

a douche and a man destined for a life of loneliness. even if a woman was dumb enough to be with you, it shouldn't take her long to find enough sense to leave. you fail at life sir. good day :)

steevy831 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:14

Sure you were! If she was wearing a low cut shirt she was asking for it anyway. If she refuses to talk to you anymore, just tell everyone you put it in her mouth but she gives bad head.

CypherNinja 3

Friday 27 November 2009 1:24

the same thing happened to me in middle school. I was talking to my (now ex obviously) when I kept looking at her pendent which was on top of her boobs. She told me to stop looking at her boobs and look at her eyes, lawl.

BeeSkwaird 0

Friday 27 November 2009 13:34

Why are breasts private, but not eyes? Seems rather arbitrary.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Friday 27 November 2009 1:31

Reminds me of episode 2 of Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch.... Sorry... I'm sorta anime obsessed :] If you can, explain to the girl that it was a misunderstanding. If she still doesn't talk to you, then whatever. Find another girl who's worth your time and would appreciate you undressing her with your eyes (as in the expression, not a superpowered perv. Just in case some troll on here didn't get it) :)