Embarrassing, Awkward and Kids: It's not what you think

It's not what you think

By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 16:04 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

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By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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Arcterion 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:32

Ah, children. Gotta love 'em. But not quite like *that*.

Sinamoi 18

Friday 20 January 2012 3:43

109- I feel like you weren't hugged as a child.

Comments

xtatik 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:20

wow how awkward and how much that sux!!! oh and im just wondering how can anybody hit YDI for this one?? i really dont understand!!!!

allthewrongkeys 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:34

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bella_brasil 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:38

LMAO i can imagine the kids expression as they said that. hahaahhaahahahahah.

bella_brasil 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:40

& lmao 23 + 24 :)

twilight_addict 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 13:03

YDI you know why? Because you were stupid enough to tickle your child in public. Of course your child would say something like that but not actually know the outcome of the effect. A child doesn't want to be tickled in public so then when she said don't touch me there it was like kind of necessary to say. So ya It's your fault for tickling her O and to every one else I have no idea how you got abuse out of this.

ssnickel 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:35

Oh geez, now it's a bad thing to tickle your kid? Tickling is nothing more than playful behavior... there's no harm in it. Holy ****... what has the world come to?

PeacockSHS 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:11

34.. youre retarded.

courtjester86 8

Thursday 3 October 2013 21:29

You have no children obviously... When you do, you will want to do anything to put a smile on there face.

11bellacasey 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 13:20

I've read 2 many of these

kennythedude 3

Thursday 16 July 2009 13:56

Hah, kids, what are you gonna do? :D

Defiant47 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:05

Actually no, what you'd expect from tickling your child in public is for them to start giggling and for both of you to feel better because of the mutual positive feelings.