Embarrassing, Awkward and Kids: It's not what you think

It's not what you think

By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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You deserved it 7 438

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 16:04 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

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You deserved it 6 817

By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

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You deserved it 2 866

By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 328

You deserved it 2 936

By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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You deserved it 4 074

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 167

You deserved it 3 833

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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You deserved it 4 035

Arcterion 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:32

Ah, children. Gotta love 'em. But not quite like *that*.

Sinamoi 18

Friday 20 January 2012 3:43

109- I feel like you weren't hugged as a child.

Comments

imbtrtenu 8

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:49

I VOTED YES TO THIS ONE!

fmlcrycrycryfml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

badboy850 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:13

Repost, fake

StarrieyedFML 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:25

LOL.... ha......HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. and # 19..... ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS???? omg. Since when is tickling abusive?! you have some issues to work out....

burymeinmemory 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:36

i did this once as a really little kid. i have really extreme, involuntary reactions to being tickled, and i am super ticklish. ANYONE WHO THINKS TICKLING IS ABUSIVE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? THIS 4 YEAR OLD KID WAS NOT MAKING A SCENE. you people need to get ur heads on straight. a little kid had no idea what they were doing and if you are going to argue that they shouldn't have screamed you have obviously never been tickled. YOU PPL NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL. wow i just said chil pill in all caps. hmmm. but these are the best fmls.

beccajunebug 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:41

lol, why are you guys being so mean do you actually think a four year old would know why thats bad. If she does then the parents are the bad people here not the kid.but i really dont think a four year old would understand that. and.......... This is the funniest fml ive read all day HAHAHAHAHAHA

ithedarkknight 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:55

YDI for not beating her ass... lol i didnt vote ydi but yeaaa... kids be acting to rude now a days we need to bring back that good old ass whoppin to let em know whos boss... again

nerdgrl128 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:16

why would he beat her ass??? she's 4 and doesn't understand. She didn't want to be tickled so she said dnt touch her there. My sister used to do the same thing, its normal for a child.