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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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clouds9 0

LMAO. I do the same with my bunnies, but only because bunnies use their chin to mark their property. Bad timing so FYL, but YDI because clearly you were smoking something.

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ShelbyG 0

# 237 Lmfaooo, Definately. Hillarious too xDDD

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Tilde_fml 3

FYL. I would do something like that if I were a male, too.

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FreedomFirst 0

You heard wrong. It just means he's horny. Grow up; who cares if your dog thinks he's dominant anyway? He still needs you to buy his food. That was really immature.

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fcuk_fml 0

.............. hahahahahahahaha

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pee_my_pants 0

i feel bad for the dog. Dogs aren't used to getting humped by humans. Are you on crack?

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khanrava 0

ROFL, this is awesome. don't feel bad for the dog, he started it

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