It's the thought that counts, or something

By Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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highpotency 0

YDI for giving a girl that isn't your girlfriend a $200 necklace...

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chrholck 0

Imagine how much pussy you could've gotten for those 200$ at a strip club. Just sayin'.

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leafsfan13 0

OP you're an idiot.. so you gave your girlfriend a necklace just to expect something expensive back? This isn't an FML, it's a My Life Is G! story.

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LegndNikko 0

Word of advice: Move on

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marz88 0

I have given a friend a necklace for her birthday before so that is not a big deal. But seriously? really? 200$? *sigh* oh the joys of being in the friend zone. This is why I don't believe in the friend zone :p

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palmtrees 1

Yeah... generally girls don't appreciate obvious attempts to BUY their affection. You gave it to her expecting her to feel obligated to give you what you wanted in return, which makes you an ass.

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NorfolkDude 2

YDI for being an idiot. Before you buy expensive crap that you can't afford, be sure the girl actually knows she's your girlfriend and that she considers you her boyfriend. Otherwise, you're going to look like a desperate jackass like today.

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quarty165 0

You should really be careful with your wording there. "Be sure she knows she's your girlfriend?" like what, does he walk up to her and say "yo, you're my girlfriend!" lol

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cursedcutiepi 0

LMFAO. sry that was a much needed laugh, thank you :D && i guess it should just be obvious that they're datingg, :P

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gilly011 0

ydi for multiple reasons. first, maybe if you hadnt bought such a cheap diamond necklace then maybe she woulda went for it. second, why the **** would you buy a diamond necklace on a girl who you werent even dating? you seem like one of those creeps who think money will make a girl like you :)

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anjyu22 0

Well, here is to hoping you're rich and that's pocket change. That's the best case scenario.

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AdvocataDiaboli 0

Oh, please. You deserve that so very, very much. You don't DESERVE anything just for giving a girl something expensive. Go hire a prostitute if that's the way you want to approach a relationship.

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Sargasm 4

Even though the commercials state otherwise, buying an expensive necklace from Kay Jewelers may only get you a hug.

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iwadasn 32

Technically, the commercials say only that every kiss begins with Kay. They never say that every Kay leads to a kiss. ;)

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